Chainsaw 7 Masturbator review: Twist & Thrust Hands-Free Beauty

The Chainsaw 7 Masturbator is a telescopically engineered device, that pumps and spins your fella into submission, in a bead-ridden sleeve at 200 strokes a minute. Or 3.3 strokes a second, so it’s got some whack.

It’s not a jacked BJ machine, but neither’s its cost, and some may argue it’s better value than a manual stroker in the same price range, with its hands-free option (includes suction mount), and auto revolving/thrusting skills.

To be frank, the Chainsaw 7 masturbator is an intense ride on full throttle, and if you don’t lube like you have a grease fetish, then this machine may catch and unexpectedly twiddle your pecker west, or east, without prior warning. So best come prepared. It’s worth it.

CONTENTS

Chainsaw 7 Thrusting Masturbator review

BEST FOR INTENSE SWIRLY THRUSTS

Highlights

7 Thrust speeds

7 Spin patterns

Dual Silicone channel

Hands-free adjustable mount

Sexy female voice

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Chainsaw 7
Features

There are 4 key features to the Chainsaw 7, spinning, thrusting, hands-free action and horny vocal female support.

1. Spinning

Firstly, the Chainsaw 7 spins like a whisk at 200RPM max like it thrusts. Here’s where you’ll need to tread carefully as in lube to the hilt. Water based only, you can try a homemade H20 lube if you’re running short. There are 3 thick rubber anchors that keep the insert locked in during spin cycles, which makes for smooth sailing between each gear change.

On max spin setting, it’s a bit butch and requires a fair amount of lube. You control the rotations through the same button you do thrusting, the two are interlocked if you like, so you have many different spins, all left, all right, back and forth, up and down, and everything in between, which can make the Chainsaw 7 feel like a new lover each outing, or a mystery tour.

2. Thrusting

The Chainsaw 7’s thrusting feature is intertwined with the spin feature, so its 7 frequencies dial you through a myriad of rapid, wavy, frenetic, sensual and other revolutions, simultaneously gyrating you up and down one and half inches at full stretch. Going 3.3 strokes a second at full pelt.

Chainsaw 7’s quick spinning/thrusting combo feature is its pièce de résistance. Switching between one way spin and an alternating spin, you can ramp up the thrust speed manually, notch by notch, which also increases its stroke length. The thrusting can get a little intense and with faster strokes you get a few more decibels. Have some light music on just in case.

3. Hands-free Suction Mount

Using the Chainsaw 7 hands-free mount opens up a whole new window of pleasure opportunities. Simply screw the suction mount into its base, choose your angle, pull the lever back to it lock-in, and then find a suitable flat surface you’re keen on. The mount rotates 145 degrees, so you can adjust your trajectory.

4. Horny Female Vocals

There’s a headphone jack at the back of the Chainsaw for dialled in vocal support. It emits female synchronized moaning, which helps break the silence or maybe you might need motivating. There’s no speaker thankfully as this would impair its ergonomics and IPX4 rating, meaning as it stands it can take rain or a light shower, and frankly who wants a sound system on their stroker. Free interactive VR play is the way forward here.

How does Chainsaw 7 feel?

Measuring 4 inches long, Chainsaw 7’s sleeve isn’t designed to fully engorge your full phallus, although it will some men, but rather encompass two thirds of your manhood for throat length sessions.

Lined with granules from head to toe, this part silicone, part TPE sleeve is dual layered with an inner and outer department, which offers protection from the machine while jerking.

The sleeve’s incredibly soft on your crown when warmed up and lubed, but it’s a bit abrasive when it begins to dry out. Spinning so ferociously, it disperses the lube evenly which is what you want, but remember to keep it topped up.

Make Chainsaw 7 feel more natural

Being silicone slash TPE, you can bring Chainsaw 7’s sleeve up to body temperature by soaking it in warm water before fun time. Your H2O lube too can be heated up – try the microwave 10-15 sec. These Fleshlight improving techniques shed more light on this topic, but essentially you’re good to go.

Cleaning Chainsaw 7

The sleeve insert is totally removable, the easiest stroker to clean thus far. You can rinse it under a tap, using some hand soap to sterilize the cleanse, and then dry it first before slotting it back in, or better to leave it out to air, if you’re not using it.

Fully drying it, doesn’t take nearly as long as drying a closed Fleshlight sleeve, so that’s fortunate. It does come with a small yellow poker btw, to push the sleeve back in place after a thorough wash, which is useful. Just don’t prod too hard. A bulbous screwdriver handle works well too.

PROS

7 Spinning + 7 Stroking patterns (Both 200RPM)
For thick rods & above average
Assisted female gasps (headphones)
Frantic high setting
Easy to clean
Suction mount for hands-free action

CONS

Not for really long Johns
Lube well to avoid snagging