Creampie Massage Stroker review: NEW Yellow 5-in-1 Bed Fellow

The Creampie Massage Stroker (aka Amber Flash), is a new yellow potent BJ simulator that goes above and beyond a manual Fleshlight experience. Treated with 5 different sensations, Creampie licks, rotates, thrusts and vibrates, and features a one-click-burst button which instantly propels all 4 pleasure modes into overdrive.

You can return to your previous setting by simply pressing the burst-button again which is handy, and made of good grade TPE, the material feels high-quality and durable, and comes with a Type C charger for faster turnarounds.

This yellow peril is by no means mellow. It bellows, twists and pummels your fellow, slurping and stroking him in hyper-attentive fashion. Kicking off with just the vibes though, offers a nice gentle hands-free warm up, and while a large item, it’s quite light, not too loud and intensely fun to use.

CONTENTS

Creampie Massage Stroker review

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Highlights

5 Pleasure modes

5.8″ Insertion (translucent)

LCD steering dial

1.2″ Stroke length

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How to Use Creampie Massager

The Creampie Massage Stroker has 5 pleasure modes. The tongue, thrust and rotate functions use the same mechanism, so they can’t be controlled separately, they are intertwined. The vibes can though, along with the burst-button.

The two LCD numbers you see at the top of the display represent on the left, the vibration pattern and on the right, the thrust/spin level. So for example, no vibration (0) with a slow telescopic/twist (1) will display as 01. Stronger vibration patterns (4) and faster thrust/spin and tongue swivelling (4), will show 44 etc.

These two numbers easily help you remember your favourite setting.

1. The Tongue

Creampie’s swirly tongue will tickle every sensitive spot on your crown. Direct head and frenulum stimulation awakens a passion not everyone’s experienced, and as the tongue swivels in concert with Creampie’s twirls, it’ll turn clockwise, counter clockwise, both ways in alternating patterns, or break in-between rotations, so you can enjoy yourself longer.

Settings 1-2 begin with one-way slower, smoother tongue licking motions, whereas 3-7 conform to more sporadic and intense movements – 7 being a real whizz! The tongue action is an awesome addition to what’s already a well stacked auto-stroker, and it’s bobbly, which makes it a real tickler.

2. The Twists

Following on from the licking is the rotating cup, which locks your sleeve in, and rotates it in 7 different ways. Some are a slow to medium pace, other’s are fast, some are intermittent. The one that spins left and then stops, pauses, and them spins the other way is a keeper!

3. The Thrusts

Max stroke length is 1.15 inches, which is about the height of your helmet, so Creampie gives good head, and the suction created through all this friction, simultaneously pulls you in with each thrust. You can try removing the front orifice cap, so you can reach the final chamber of the sleeve if you’re not quite 6 inches. This way you get full tongue attention too.

4. The Vibes

The beauty of the Creampie Massage Stroker is its independent vibration controls. This way you can commence with just a few slow pulses to loosen you up, before you begin to get serious. With the vibes you have 7 patterns. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 and 70. You could say 10-30 are the bees knees as the 2 pulsating oblong motors, work like a normal vibrator.

Dialing through the vibration levels, they only get stronger, and the final setting at 70, is rather a unique vibrational pattern, not felt before. The first number on the display is your vibration level. You can of course choose to switch the vibes off, but then experience them in short or long high intensity bursts, using the burst-button!

5. The One-Click Burst Button

If you want to engage all 4 pleasure skills on their maximum setting – at the same time, you have the 1-click burst button. Triggering it though can bring on the grande finale a tad too soon, but thankfully you can call time-out by tapping it again, and you are returned to your previous journey.

How does Creampie feel?

Creampie is divided up into 2 parts. You have your sleeve which is roughly 3.5″ long, but then there’s a gap between the end of the sleeve and the front end cap of about 1.3″. This is so there’s at least 1.2 inches of space for the sleeve to stroke up and down in.

When you factor in the depth of the front (non-anatomical) orifice which you screw on as well, then Creampie really caters for roughly 6 inch-ish guys. The front part where you pop through is very soft, and you might find yourself detaching it and just using it for a while by itself.

The sleeve itself massages, squeezes and warms up due to the friction incurred upon it. It’s coated in circular nubs on the top and bottom part of the sleeve, and the sides have longer cone-shaped nodules protruding out, which is where the squeezing comes from.

There’s a lot of flex in the sleeve, and a water based lubricant helps it feel much, much better. Try a homemade H2O lube if you’re caught short. You can also heat this love tunnel up by immersing it in warm water for bit. Same goes for the lube in a small freezer bag, or you can use the microwave – for about 10secs.

Cleaning + Drying

Cleaning is fairly straightforward. Everything does unlock so you can remove each part, but for a simple cleanse you can just pop the sleeve out as shown below, and then rinse under a faucet with some handsoap.

It’s not showerproof the Creampie, so if you don’t want to remove the container that holds the sleeve, but it needs a clean, you can just hold it sideways under the tap so as not to get the metal contacts wet. Air drying or trying a Fleshlight drying method like a cool air hairdryer to speed things up is one option, but being open ended the sleeve takes very little time to dry.

Creampie Benefits

The Engine on this is NO JOKE! – the 2 vibrating motors alone are enough to take you on a wild mission, but the main engine packs a punch. Try alternating between its skillsets for seismically different results.
Great for couples – “Had his legs shaking and everything!”. For couples play, your partner will really like the clear housing so they can actually see what’s happening. Creampie gets you more involved than with other toys where your shaft is hidden.
USB-C for charging – many 5-in-1 strokers today use proprietary connectors that you can’t easily get a replacement for, so using a standard connector is a bonus.
Carefully packaged in bubble wrap – so the inner parts remain intact enroute.
Each part locks in – so if Creampie starts bobbling around when you hit play, stop and check the flute firstly, has clicked into the base unit.

PROS

7 x Spinning/Stroking/Licking/Vibrating modes
One-click burst button
3D Thick high elasticity chamber
Gain strength/bulk/length
Easy to clean
Surprisingly quiet

CONS

May want to remove front cap if too short
Not interactive