Lovehoney Blowmotion review: Balmy Squeezy Shakey Delirium

“This review covers the original version. The product has since been redesigned. Our review of the latest version is coming very soon.”

The Lovehoney Blowmotion is a warming, vibrating male masturbator, that caresses your head and shaft by sending 6 different types of vibration patterns directly on to the crown and mast, in a balmy tight setting.

And it’s so much fun. Seriously; and it runs for much longer I found than the one hour they state. You’ll find after switching it on and just letting it rest there on your flaccid fella for a while, as you dial through the different vibe patterns, that they each have their own story to tell and they also compliment the last pattern.

For example, the most intense setting (for me), is the uninterrupted vibe – where there are no pauses, and on setting 3, at its most powerful, you might start coming too close to edge, so the pattern that follows is just a gentle tap tap tap, to bring you down from your peek.

In short, you can manually spin, edge, stroke, submerge or rotate your fella around in the Blowmotion, under purring, climactic or deflating conditions. It’s a whirlwind of emotions, that may make you question why you’ve been using your palm all these years. It did me.

 

Blowmotion Warming Vibro Sucker

What does the Blowmotion do?

Lovehoney’s Blowmotion warming vibro sucker doesn’t thrust a pleasure sleeve up and down, but it wraps itself around you like a needy mouth, heating you up to 40c if you desire.

You get 6 vibration patterns, each with 3 levels of intensity, so 18 different rhythms to choose from.

The earth won’t gyrate with gravity-defying tremors when you switch it on, but the Blowmotion will still oscillate at such a pace that you’ll want to seek a quiet space for a little bit of me time.

What happens next?

What happens is you lube-up your sleeve (try a DIY water based lube to save cost), pop your pecker in, and your head is greeted with 6 pulsating magnets with 3 intensity modes to hammer on your tip and beam.

The warming part is the real treat though.

You can slip in up to 3.5 inches of your fella, and the interior canal will warm you to a max temperature of 104°F, so a super sultry day in Bangkok if you can bear it.

 

Splash-proof & portable

Splash-proof, you get 60 mins on full battery power or you can use the Blowmotion plugged in to the USB port, just don’t jump in the bath with it, unlike you can with the Morgan.

The reason the Blowmotion is standing the test of time is one, it’s built to last by the pretty reputable US and European manufacturer Lovehoney (who mostly sell not make sex toys), two, it’s a unique suction device, and three it’s made from Fleshlights real feel silicone skin.

For extra length and further strength, they do do a 6 inch version for $35 more.

 

How to clean the Blowmotion

Given the Blowmotion isn’t open-ended, you’re going to be cleansing the interior each time you use it.

With a Fleshlight sleeve for example, you can run water through it with some neutral scented soap and then find a discrete, dark and non-humid place to dry it.

The same Fleshlight cleaning method and drying technique can be applied to cleansing the Blowmotion, just go easy on running tap water into it, so as to avoid excess water getting into the outer casing, although it is sealed to deal with such splashes.

 

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