Hardy Telescopic Auto-Masturbator: A Feisty Handheld Affair

The Hardy telescopic auto-masturbator is Bestvibe’s best selling handheld male pleasure machine.

Not to be confused with The Handy, one of man’s fastest BJ machines, the Hardy is a third of the price and performs a similar task, albeit with less oomph and mechanical brawn on the same terrain.

At almost 4.5 inches in pleasure depth, it’s a decent sized sleeve and it proffers a girth of almost 4 inches as it’s designed to grip and stretch you into submission.

Being handheld, you can apply the Hardy to any location, and shifting through its telescopic gears it delivers 3 different stroke patterns, which cover up to 2″ on your chosen path.

Cheaper than a 9″ Fleshlight, and more on par with an affordable Fleshlight, you might lose out on fully engorging your phallus in this open-ended stroker, but the kicker is it’s motorized and easy to clean.

With 90 mins on the clock, a soft silicone sleeve coated in your favourite DIY H2O lube or Fleshlight lube, will illuminate man’s most primitive pleasure.

And it hums and purrs below 55DB, so it won’t make a racket.

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Hardy Telescopic Auto-Masturbator review

Best for: Thrusting throaty ripples

Insertion length/girth: 4.2/3.5″
Height/diameter: 8.4/1.6″
Telescopic thrust speeds: 3
Battery life/charge: 90/150m
Use while charging: No
Waterproof: IPX5/splash-proof
Material: Silicone/ABS

Hardy highlights

3 Rubbing speeds – with 2″ stroke length

Affordable price – for 90 minute travel companion

Open-ended – makes clean-up a breeze

Retro design – works the penis cavernous zone

Silicone sleeve – glides up & down over 4″ like butter

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What does the Hardy do?

The Hardy has just over a 2 inch stroke length, that glides up and down 4.27″ of you, at different speeds.

Manual adjustment makes this auto-cup masturbator a more bespoke workout than other closed ended auto-BJ simulators, as you can really nail your target area.

Don’t forget to lube up and warm up, and I don’t mean stretches.

You can heat up your sleeve by dunking it in some warm water for a bit – a sure-fire way to make a stroker feel better, plus you can do the same with the lube, a microwave is one option.

Then hold the power button down for a couple of seconds and the machine will kick into life.

Splashproof & sleeve cleaning

IPX5 waterproof, means it’s two steps away from going under water, so it’ll be fine if it gets a little wet.

Subsequently, this makes cleaning the Hardy super easy as it’s open ended and only requires some warm water with some neutral soap to rinse this bad boy clean.

Not dissimilar to cleaning and drying a Fleshlight, after dabbing down, find a cool, dark spot in your abode to air your sleeve.