The Bestvibe Knot Monster is the perfect new antidote for when you’re all wound up and you need to untangle.
More akin to a trinket you’d find aboard the Black Pearl – Jack Sparrow’s digs, the Knot Monster features technology from another age, with 2 powerful electric motors placed at the base and bell, forming an unlikely duo.
Not all treasure is silver and gold mate!
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Bestvibe Knot Monster |
First impressions of Knot Monster
When the Knot Monster rocked up one early afternoon, I’d completely forgotten about its length and wondered who’d ordered a pool cue. Jesus. But was keen to investigate even if that meant putting the dog on hold.
“Ay-caramba!”, might be your first impression too. And then my mind immediately returned to the canine, and how Dilbert might confuse it with the greatest dog chew ever.
With a satisfying weight of about half a kilo, the Knot Monster is visually stunning with its electric pink spirals, corkscrewing all the way down towards its pièce de résistance, (and the reason for choosing this dildo in the first place) – its knotted bulb.
How does it feel?
This knot is not a knot for going past, like an irregular shaped Bad Dragron knotted dildo, that will eventually pop through you. It’s a knot for massaging up against. A knot that thrusts & vibrates, a knot for feeling stretched and full; and it dazzles!
Thankfully, and by chance, shortly after unpacking the neighbour popped round and offered to take the woofer out, so I couldn’t refuse. 90 seconds later I was lathered up with my homespun watery juice and ready to drill.
The coils feel wondrous as you slowly insert, swirling you around and around, while you try and figure how not to pummel yourself senselessly. The remote control comes in handy here. You can dial in handsfree using its powerful suction cup and kick back like a boss, freeing up the digits to occupy your other erogenous zones.
Bestvibe Knot Monster Vs Blush Gyroquake
Seen the Monster Knot before somewhere? If you have a penchant for dildo’s, then you’ll know the Monster Knot looks uncannily like the Blush New York Gyroquake, which it does, yet it differs wildly. In short, you could say it’s a Gyroquake with a twist.
The twist (well twists) being you have not one motor but two – in the balls and the crown department, more vibe and thrust settings, wider accordian pleats which buff you about with greater gusto, it can be controlled remotely, it comes coiled for knotted kinks, and the Knot Monster is cheaper than the Gyroquake.
PROS
Powerful automatic knotted dildo
10 vibration levels + 10 injection speeds
IPX7 Waterproof – submersible
Hands-free (suction cup)
Remote control for solo or couples kinks
Powerful automaticCONS
Knot to pummel against not to pop through
Not interactive
Good vibes no?
That’ll depend on your shape. For girls who love 5 inch-ish girths slowly emanating out, you’re in luck. For wider ladies you may seek more substance. It’s a big versatile knotted dildo for sure, able to untangle life’s clutters at the touch of a button without you having to ask politely. Ok it’s a peach, and a knockout addition to my hareem of multifunctional men.
Its greatest service imho is how it compliments your bath-time ritual. With an hour on the clock, you’ll want to lock that bathroom door, light some candles, select a little light music to muffle out those 2 engines (which when submerged are much quieter), and with a glass of wine in one hand and the remote in the other, lean back, close your eyes, .. and brace yourself.
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| What you get | 1 Bestvibe Knot Monster Dildo, USB charging cord, remote control, manual |
| Features | 10 vibrations patterns + 10 thrusting speeds |
| Insertion length/girth | 9.25/4.72″ |
| Height/diameter/weight | 10/1.5″/0.5kg |
| Material | Silicone – only H2O lubes/no oils or silicone |
| Battery life/charging | 60/120m |
| Waterproof/hands-free | IPX7 – waterproof/yes – comes with strong suction cup on base |
