This first hand Lovehoney Blowmotion review takes a peek at their newly improved warming, vibrating male masturbator, that caresses your head and shaft in 360° fashion, sending 6 different nerve tingling pulse patterns directly on to the crown and mast, in a balmy tight setting.
And it’s so much fun! Seriously; more than the last, and it runs for much longer I found than the one hour they state – maybe they meant it only goes an hour on full whack.
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How does Blowmotion shape up? 02. Watch All 6 Patterns
View 6 vibe modes on max level 3. 03. Old BM Vs New BM
How the new model compares. 04. Cycling Through Vid
Watch me dial through the vibes. 05. Performance Levels
Comfort, battery, noise, vibes & feel. 06. Verdict
Thoughts after much testing.
You’ll find after switching it on and just letting it rest there on your flaccid fella for a while, as you dial through the different vibe patterns, how they each have their own story to tell and that they also compliment each other.
For example, the most intense setting (for me), is the uninterrupted vibe – pattern 4, where there are no pauses, and on setting 3, at its most powerful, you might start coming too close to edge, so the sequence that follows is just a gentle tap tap tap, to bring you down from your peek.
In short, you can manually spin, shake, edge, stroke, submerge or rotate your fella around in the Blowmotion, under purring, climactic or deflating conditions. Or just let it rest there. It’s a whirlwind of emotions, that may make you question why you’ve been using your palm all these years.
Pros
- 6 Precision pleasure patterns
- 3 Intensities
- Heats to 104°F/40°C
- Spin, shake, edge, stroke, clench, immerse
- Quiet once submerged
- Long lasting battery
- Great travel buddy
Cons
- Could use an extra inch to pierce through
- Takes a while to warm up
- Slight charge drop on standby
View All 6 Patterns on Max Setting 3
Note: The Blowmotion is a lot quieter once you insert your fella. It’s much more muffled.
Pattern 1
Feel: on setting 1, like a cat purring. On max as in the video, a powerful thrumming vibe, with a very crucial short intermittent pause, and then you go again.
Pattern 2
Feel: one of my faves. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Baaaah! This vibe hammers your head’s ultra sensitive zone and then drives the pulses all the way down your mast.
Pattern 3
Feel: a more undulating vibe. It goes up up up up, and then all he way back down again. A lovely pattern to begin with on setting 1.
Pattern 4
Feel: the killer tremor. Just one long pulse being blasted onto you. On setting 1 it’s gorgeous, on 3 though it may prematurely drive you off the edge. It’s incredibly stimulating.
Pattern 5
Feel: ahhh, the gentle tap tap tap to bring you down from pattern 4. A very welcome pattering especially once you dial it down to intensity level 1.
Pattern 6
Feel: has a racecar feel about it, like going through the gears. Top gear will make you shudder, and go quite delirious. A truly humming vibe.
Old Blowmotion Vs New Blowmotion – Comparison Table
| Feature | Old Blowmotion | New Blowmotion | Winner |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Squeezes | No – Done manually/soft case | Yes – each pattern squeezes differently | New Blowmotion |
| 2. Opening | Large round hole | Narrower eye-shaped opening | Your choice |
| 3. Length & Girth | 3.5″ & 5-3″ | 3.5″ & 5″ to more narrowing | Your choice |
| 4. Heating | Yes | Yes | Even |
| 5. Functions | 6 vibration & 6 pulsating | 6 vibration & 3 intensity | New Blowmotion |
| 6. Button Layout | 2 along the side | 4 at top in 4 way directional pad | New Blowmotion |
| 7. Charging Cable | USB | USB | Even |
| 8. Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Even |
| 9. Battery Life | 60/min | 80/min | New Blowmotion |
| 10. Overall Build | Softer case | Harder shell, drop-proof | New Blowmotion |
Cycling Through Blowmotion’s 6 VibE Patterns on Low Setting
Performance Scale
Placing the buttons at the top of the dome improves ergonomics. Your thumb naturally rests there so it only makes sense. The plus and minus intensity buttons feature left and right, heating and power button/vibration modes are top and bottom. You can also rest the Blowmotion hands-free on your limp penis and let it whizzle away, while it kind of organically pulls you in and flows through proceedings.
The Blowmotion battery life hasn’t failed me yet. The lithium battery easily lasts a good hour plus session, especially if fluctuating through the patterns and intensities to suit different grooves. No complaints. The blue light in the middle of the dial pad will start flashing at you when it’s winding down. Charging back up seems to take about half an hour.
Going full pelt with the continuous vibe pattern on level 3 I think is the strongest setting. The very first purring wavy pattern though when you turn it on, is also mighty juddering on max, as is pattern 2. Basically, you don’t walk away from the Blowmotion disappointed about its lack of vibe strength. If anything it would be its lack of length.
Without your pecker plunged in, it clearly sounds like a vibration device. Once engorged, those vibe levels are almost muted on level 1, you can barely hear them. On level 3 though, if you have people in adjacent rooms, you’ll need a duvet or blanket to stifle the sound. When lubed and stroking, all manner of squelches might escape as the pressure inside adjusts. Expect squishes and sloshes when you are getting rigorous.
This is the hard part, there’s a lot to take in. Beginning flaccid and ending on a high, embodies many different euphoric sensations. There are nerve endings which come to life that you may not be aware of, squeezing modes that clench the tip with manual twists that might never have been explored before or targeted pulses that tickle certain nerves that can genuinely send you into a delirium. You can go in dry and self-lube in the silicone sleeve or embroil the commotion in an H20 lube, or a DIY one. Either way, it delivers celestial orgasms.
New Lovehoney Blowmotion Review: Verdict
For a BJ simulator at sixty bucks to rank so well is quite rare. Blowmotion’s score essentially boils down to the snugly, wavy, heavy vibey sensations it emits which you can get utterly lost in – euphorically speaking. Unlike the manual BJ toys, or the machine strokers, with the Blowmotion you can start off droopy and watch the whole drama unfold without actually lifting a finger, just by letting it rest there on your fella. Or you can manually deliver all sorts or movements and nerve bending tremors, which I can guarantee old Johnson will not have encountered thus far on his journey. It’s a great little pleasure buddy, one worth taking on your travels for sure and exploring to the hilt. Just don’t be disappointed when it doesn’t fully engorge you. There are other toys for that.
