When it comes to dildo’s, what better than a fully personalized multifunctional phallus to take the weight off your feet. Multifunctional dildo’s are smashing it this year and Neil is no exception.
He’s a monster at 8.9 inches, well 6.7″ excluding his textured goolies, and he’s multitalented. Neil will swing like a monkey, thrust like a sword and shake like it’s his first time. You can also warm him up beforehand (to your own body temp), so he’s as snug as a bug in a rug.
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What’s better, Neil can be controlled remotely via a 15mm device, where you can explore his speed, thrusts and swivels with ease, plus his hands-free capers (as he comes with a suction cup strong enough to lift a table tennis table).
Ultra realistic from bell to boys, Neil’s liquid silicone skin and glans stretch like a real fella’s, and the detail around his frenulum is impressive. Add non-toxic, safe and soft to touch, splash-proof Neil cleans up as good as new in no time.
First Impressions of Neil
Arriving incognito, anonymization – check; the first thing you notice about Neil is he’s sizeable, light-ish at only 1 pound and basically looks and feels like a real throbbing dong.
Neil’s balls are firm, yet soft and squidgy, hairless and humanoid, like you’re juggling a life-size pair of uneven testis, suspended in space; and his manlike skin is the butter on the cob. The color is uncannily Caucasian, with bulbous veins smoothly running their correct contours, diffusing beneath the crown which overhangs purposely for gliding like a gazelle.
How to Use Neil
Before sending Neil into action, lather him up with a your own brand of water based lube. A DIY one or a Fleshlight lube will also be lovely. Then click the heat switch to get him nice and toasty.
Once you’re ready to rumble you have 9 vibration levels, 3 thrust speeds that pummel you with almost one inch blows, and .. oh yeah, 3 swinging dick patterns. The more force Neil expends by you hitting the + button, the more he truly comes into his own.
Neil has 60 minutes in him, but if you were to mount him somewhere he can recharge magnetically in concert with your workouts. And no need to worry about any lagging with his new smoother relentless motor; it’s truly non-stop until you yell “ENOUGH NEIL!”- and hit pause.
PROS
Hands-free multifunctional dildo
9 vibration levels + 3 swivels + 3 injection speeds
Super realistic | Heats to body temp
Remote control for ease of use
CONS
5.5″ girth may not be wide enough for all
Good Vibes no?
Yes, not too shabby, assuming you’ve got the bedroom door shut as the young spruce won’t gyrate silently, and nor would you ask him to, given his track record up until now.
His soft, smooth phallic movements with the small mechanized parts moving beneath his surface, will push, patter and caress your love hole with the adroitness of a real Neil.
At this point, I should say that you can use Neil in many very different ways. I normally just fancy rubbing one out, so I cycled through his motions until I finally hit upon a combination of patterns that delivered the money shot!
What to know about Neil MD
He recently underwent an upgrade at HQ, where they enhanced his frequency, so Neil won’t straggle, as much as you may beg him: “Neil you nutjob, easy buddy!”
Don’t jump in the bath with Neil, but he’s up for some water sports if you are. He’s a bulbous bad boy and long may he continue past his 180 day pleasure guarantee.
If you’ve ever fancied trying a multifunctional dildo and you’re open to a bit of shake, rattle and roll, as well as a bit of thrust, swivel and stroke – hands-free, at a steamy 37°C, then book a long night with Neil; you’ll thank him in the morning.
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| What you get | 1 Neil Multifunctional Dildo, USB magnetic charging cord, remote control, manual |
| Features | 9 vibrations patterns + 3 telescopic thrust speeds + 3 swing motions |
| Insertion length/girth | 6.7/5.5″ |
| Height/diameter/weight | 8.8/1.7″/0.5kg |
| Material | Silicone/ABS |
| Battery life/charging | 60/120m |
| Waterproof/hands-free | IPX5 – splash-proof/yes – comes with strong suction cup mount |
