Released late 2024, the Storm Cup masturbator swallows you almost whole, and whips your codger up into a frenzy without the need of a helping hand. It adds something different to your routine. It’s not for the fainthearted.
Locked into an adjustable suction base, the Storm Cup masturbator runs for an hour if you can stretch it out that far. Tall but deceivingly wide, it thrusts and spins on your fella with good suction until it’s time to bow out.
Storm Cup Masturbator review
First impressions
Hadn’t heard of Swank Pro before. Around since 2009 apparently, Swank Pro sexual care serve up an all-in-one device without the need to get all DIY-ey with it. The non-stick slash grip-ey casing is a bonus, as in it doesn’t slip from your palm when you go manual.
On arrival the box includes the Storm Cup, frontal orifice sleeve, charging cable plus guide. The mount feels solid. The hexagonal bee-hive pattern on outer casing looks sleek. To be honest it looks bigger than had expected, but not a problem.
Highlights
10 x Speed
10 x Spinning + Thrusting
Easy disassembly
Strong suction cup
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PROS
Hands-free suction cup
10 x speeds
10 x thrust + spin modes
360° stimulation
Shower-proof
CONS
Bit noisy: try music or shower
| What you get | 1 Storm Cup masturbator, Suction Mount (for hands-free), USB charging cable, manual |
| Features | 10 speeds + 10 modes |
| Insertion length/girth | 4.3/5.5″ |
| Height/diameter/weight | 11.6/2.8″/0.85kg |
| Material | TPE/ABS |
| Battery life/charging | 60/210m |
| Waterproof/hands-free | IPX6 – shower-proof/yes – comes with powerful suction cup |
Control Panel
The control panel is very straightforward. As you can see there are 5 buttons:
Top left: speed down
Top right: speed up
Middle: power on/off button
Bottom left: pause
Bottom right: change rotation & thrust modes
Feel
Riddled with pellet sized nodules, which brush up and down your fella’s most sensitive region, the old frenulum, it doesn’t get much more delicate down there. Lubing makes all the difference. Water based for this TPE bad boy, you should lube handsomely. Try a homemade H2O lube if you’re running short.
Cleaning Storm Cup
Cleaning old Storm Cup is simples. Check out the physical illustration below as taken from their video. Unscrew the top part of the device, where the orifice screws in. It’s just a short turn as it locks in under a latch. The TPE sleeve then slips out from there. Warm running water with neutral soap and a good air dry will suffice.
Bottom line
While this Storm Cup masturbator review is a tad short and sweet, there’s really very little to expand upon apart from the fact that it’s silky smooth down there and pretty quick. Not your muscular BJ machine but for quarter of the price, you get thoroughly serviced. The suction cup is a strong hands-free mount, so no worries there. Haven’t tried it in the shower yet, but that’s a definite option being IPX6.
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