Are you scanning your surroundings trying to figure out how to make a homemade vagina?
Well stop!
Help has arrived, thanks to the internet and a number of (presumably) male earthlings in times of horniness, who have conjured up some ingenious DIY pocket pussies that will answer natures call – to action!
Quick heads up, those on the lookout for an affordable real McCoy Fleshlight, here are 10 cheap Fleshlights to choose from. For non-bona-fide Fleshlights, here’s a list of 30 cheap pocket pussies under $20.
For constructing one however, these 20 tried and tested methods will help you pull off a homemade vagina in no time.
Plus if you’re taking DIY pleasuring a step further, why not try a homespun water based lube or an oil based homemade lube recipe to compliment your new creation.
Related: How to make a homemade cock ring
How to Make a Pocket Pussy – 20 Homemade Designs
Method 1 – DIY Quickshot
This three years old DIY pocket pussy post on reddit ranks highly among creative pleasure seekers, and is not far off the Quickshot design. Here’s how to make it.
What you’ll need:
- 2 sponges
- 1 layer of bubble wrap
- 1 plastic glove
- Open ended plastic bottle
- 1 marker
- Some rubber bands
How to make a homemade Quickshot Fleshlight using plastic bottle?
1. Take the two sponges, fold the bubble wrap over both sides.
2. Place the marker in the middle of the bubble wrap sponge combo, and wrap it around the marker and insert it into the plastic glove.
3. Then slip this into the half sized plastic bottle, and bring the other half of the glove back over the outside of the bottle, and then tuck that back in.
4. Before removing the marker, wrap one or two sturdy rubber bands around the centre of the DIY pocket pussy, remove the marker and hey presto, you have you’re very own homemade Quickshot!
Method 2 – Pringles Fleshlight
What you’ll need:
- 1 Pringles can
- 2 sponges or 1 large one
- 1 latex glove
- Some rubber bands
- Some lube or Vaseline
How to make a DIY Pringles Fleshlight using a Pringles can:
1. Place the 2 sponges or large sponge inside the Pringles can, so that it hugs the wall of the can.
2. Next, insert the latex glove, and then with a bit of trial and error, pull the excess part of the glove, out and over the rim of the Pringles can, a secure it down with a rubber band or more.
3. Finally, spread some Vaseline or a Fleshlight water based lube over the entrance and you’re off.
You could always warm up your sponges by soaking them in warm water and your lube too, just like how strokers improve their Fleshlight experience.
Method 3 – Hand cloth
What you’ll need:
- 1 Hand or face wash cloth/towel
- 1 Toothpaste
- 1 Latex Glove
- 2 Hair Ties
- Lube
How to make a homemade vagina using a hand cloth:
1. Fold the washcloth in half.
2. Place the toothpaste on the edge of the towel.
3. Put the latex glove on top
4. Roll it up.
5. Once rolled up, secure a hair band approximately 1 inch from your DIY orifice and remove the toothpaste.
6. Stretch the glove back over the top like in previous designs, a fasten the it down with another hair tie.
7. Lube up and try!
Method 4 – 3 Socks
What you’ll need:
- 3 socks
- 1 rubber band
- 1 latex glove
How to make a homemade vagina using 3 socks:
1. Lay one sock down and place and lie the latex glove down along the length of the foot with the glove opening protruding an inch past the toes.
2. Bring the leg of the sock back down and wrap it around the heal of the sock, doing as many rotations as possible.
3. Place the second sock upside down on top of what’s accomplished so far, like an “F” shape without the bottom dash.
4. Wrap the leg back under and bring it back on to the end of the opening part of the sock, so you now have glove fully cushioned within 2 socks.
5. Bring the third sock up and over this sock sandwich and pull the surplus latex glove out and over the orifice and fasten it down with the rubber band.
Method 5 – Gummi Bears
Yup, this little number truly involves getting intimate with these little knobbly fellows.
What you’ll need:
- Packet of Gummi Bears Candy
- Hand towel
- Rubber bands
- Latex glove
How to make a Gummi Bears homemade vagina:
1. Open the packet of Gummi Bears.
2. Lay you hand towel out and fold it in half horizontally.
3. Sprinkle the gummies out on the left half of the folded hand towel.
4. Place the late glove vertically along the left side of the hand towel.
5. Now roll the hand towel up starting at the latex glove end, making sure to trap the Gummy Bears as you do.
6. Tighten a rubber band around the base of your newly created Gummi Bear sex toy, about an inch from the bottom.
7. Pull the latex glove opening back out of the sock, folding it back on itself on the outside of the sock, and fasten with another rubber band.
8. Lube up and you now have your very first textured homemade vagina, full of knobs and ridges, that will titillate your buddy no end.
Method 6 – Pool Noodle
What you’ll need:
- 1 penile length pool noodle
- 1 rubber band
- 1 latex glove
How to make a homemade vagina using a Pool Noodle:
1. Cut the pool noodle vertically in half.
2. Place the latex glove along one of the halves – both ends of the glove should hang over the ends.
3. Place the other half of the pool noodle back on top of the other half, and pull the latex glove out and over the pool noodle, and securing it down with the elastic band.
It makes for an incredibly tight ride.
Method 7 – Plastic bag love tunnel
What you’ll need:
- 1 thick plastic bag
- 2 thick socks
- Elastic bands
How to turn a plastic bag into a homemade love tunnel:
You could use a latex glove or better still some Nitrile medical gloves as they can withstand more wear and tear.
1. Anyhow, a tough thick plastic bag will suffice.
Take the 2 socks and roll them up individually, but loosely, and place them side by side of the neck of the bag.
2. Wrap the spare plastic ends around the whole sock bundle, and fasten using the elastic bands.
3. You can improvise this method by encasing smooth slithery objects between two plastic bags, adding patterns to your new DIY sleeve.
Method 8 – 9″ Nerf football
Buy yourself a Nerf or Poof ball for $3 from Walmart, or grab a spare one from around the house, just not one the dogs had.
What you’ll need:
- A nerf or poof football
- Rubber glove or bag better for larger ball
- A knife
- Some electrical tape
How to turn a Nerf ball into a 9″ homemade pocket pussy:
1. First, make a flat spot for your entrance, by cutting one end of the ball off, not dissimilar to removing the head off a boiled egg.
2. Take the knife and go as far down as you reckon your penis depth will end.
Make the slot roughly twice the diameter of your erect member.
3. Now the hole is made, using a pokey instrument like a screwdriver handle, add a little lube to the end of it, and push your glove or bag down to the very bottom.
4. Finally, take your electrical tape and wrap it around your stretched back glove or bag, taping onto the nerf ball as well, generously.
5. Oil up and you’re off!
Method 9 – Towel
What you’ll need:
- A towel – preferably one just pulled out of the tumble-dryer
- One rubber glove, something similar in length to your penis that can be used as a placeholder
- Two elastic bands
- Some lube of your choice (a few rain drop sized portions of cooking oil will suffice or a water-based lube)
How to make a homemade vagina using a towel:
1. Lay the glove and a penis-like object (carrot/cucumber/oblong type object) down at one end of the towel – allow it to hang over the edge by one inch.
2. Roll the towel around it, hold it in place with an elastic band at the end where the glove’s fingertips are positioned – make this part as tight as you can.
3. At the orifice end, carefully remove the penis-like object and pull and stretch the end of the glove out over the end of the towel.
4. Hold all this in place with the second elastic band – looser this time.
This will create the sensation of muscles tightening around your member as you enter, but not too tight so nothing may pass.
5. Add your chosen lube and delve in. You could try positioning it between your mattress and bed base or couch cushions. Locking the door to avoid being rumbled goes without saying.
Method 10 – Warm sponges, plastic sandwich bag & a pint glass
What you’ll need:
- 2 sponges – moist wet in a preferably plastic sized pint glass
- pint glass/plastic container
- plastic sandwich bag/freezer bag
- water based lube
How to homemade pocket pussy using sponges, glass & a sandwich bag:
1. Run two sponges under some warm water to heat up.
2. Place each sponge inside a pint glass.
3. Feed in a deep plastic sandwich bag in-between the two sponges & with the remaining entrance of the bag sitting proud, turn it inside out & peel it back around the opening the glass.
4. All 100% reusable & recyclable.
Method 11 – Cylindrical container
What you’ll need:
- A cup or bottle with the top cut off
- A cylindrical container of your choice
- 2 to 3 sponges
- A glove again
- As well as two elastic bands and some lube
- Soak the sponges with hot water so they’ll be moist and warm when all is in place
How to construct a homemade vagina within a cylindrical container:
1. Lay the glove between the sponges and then place one elastic band around the sponge/glove package if you like to create a sandwich.
2. Next, place the sandwich into the container and stretch out the open end of the glove up and around the container.
3. Place the second rubber band around the turned back glove which grips the container to secure.
To conclude, add lube and enjoy.
Method 12 – Leg of ham or large porkchop
What you’ll need:
- Rump of lamb/thick porkchop
- Slices of ham from the fridge as pork is cured, so bacteria free
How to recreate the warmth & feel of a vagina using a rump of ham:
1. Dig out a chamber proportionate to your size with sharp knife
2. Lube up with cooking oil of choice
3. Alternatively place freezer bag inside for hygiene and trapping lube moisturizer
It is suggested in some quarters to use a whole leg or joint, and to dig out the length and girth required.
This would be a big waste as it’s not reusable, so rather if you can get your hands on some long slices of ham, that stretch full shaft length, this is ideal.
As one ham and masturbation thread explains, you slather the inside of the ham wrap with a lube of choice.
A type of cooking oil is a preferred lubricant of choice (not mayonnaise), and thrum away.
On 4chan it is said that a pork chop provides more stoic resistance.
For added pleasure, heat it up first.
Method 13 – Toilet roll
What you’ll need:
- Toilet roll
- Rubber glove
- Elastic band
- Lube
How to make a toy vagina using a toilet roll:
1. Remove the cardboard from the roll
2. Reinsert a rubber glove
3. Turn back the sleeve so that it can then be secured with the elastic band. The fastest and most straight forward method perhaps.
4. Lube and self-pleasure.
Method 14 – Banana peel
What you’ll need:
- A banana skin
- Sellotape
How to simulate the feel of a pocket pussy using a banana peel:
1. Find a banana, cut off one end and wrap the entire banana in electrical tape or Sellotape.
2. Hollow out the banana insides, pop it in the microwave for 10 seconds and you’re good to go, leaving your manhood smelling like a fruit bar.
A super quickie, the banana peel method is simple and semi-effective for making a homemade vagina of sorts, however with more natural simulation than a sponge.
Method 15 – Bubble wrap
What you’ll need:
- 2 pieces of bubble wrap
- 2 sponges
- 1 elastic band
- Container
- Lube
How to make a toy vagina using bubble wrap:
1. Wrap each piece of bubble wrap around each sponge.
2. Place glove inside.
3. Secure with rubber band.
4. Place in container and lube.
Method 16 – A nopal cactus (prickly pear leaves)
What you’ll need:
- One nopal cactus pad
- Sharp knife
- Heating tool
How to make a moist DIY vagina using the juices from the nopal cactus:
1. You first carefully remove the thorns using tweezers from a large leaf or pad, one long enough to allow for you inside, then place over an open fire or the oven hob for a second or two on either side, so as to char off any remaining thorns.
2. Then take a knife and remove the bottom and gently prize open a section in between the “halves” of the cactus pad, big enough for you.
3. You now have a homemade self-lubricating male pleasure toy which could really mimic a mouth or a vagina.
4. Be careful it’s not too hot or the molten aloe vera juice may burn your boys.
Yup, it’s a risky procedure but this aloe vera cactus is self lubricating so the most hygienic and natural of all methods listed here one might add.
See – 4chanarchives.com/board/b/thread/682155296
Method 17 – Floral beads
What you’ll need:
- Floral beads or a food/fruit/vegetable of your choice
- Rubber glove
- Elastic band
- Lube
- Container
How to construct a homemade vagina using floral beads:
Apparently these containers of floral beads can be purchased at a dollar store in the US or Poundland perhaps in the UK.
1. Place the glove over the top, secure it with band, then push inside container turning the glove inside out and lube up.
2. Similar sensations can be experienced using a cup of black beans, mushed up bananas, grapes, etc are all ways in which to add to texture and feeling. Something warmed up will enhance your homemade vagina.
Method 18 – Jelly in a bowl
What you’ll need:
- Cooking jelly
- 1 microwaveable (optional) erect penis-sized container
How to make a rudimentary homemade pocket pussy using jelly:
1. Mix up some jelly as instructed on your pack.
2. Pour into an erect penis-sized container (preferably microwaveable).
3. Sink in and enjoy.
For friction and suction, jelly has some fantastic gripping qualities. It’s also very cheap and easy to prepare.
Jelly can be heated which is one advantage and when set in a container that can be placed in a microwave, thrusting in and out of a warm jelly mix delivers an amazing, all-encompassing love tunnel feeling, that very few household vagina making materials can replicate.
Cold jelly fresh out the fridge however can additionally deliver a trembling, shuddering pleasure, but maybe a bit close to necrophilia.
Method 19 – Stuffed animal
What you’ll need:
- A stuffed animal (on the way out)
- String
- Condom
- Lube
How to make a homemade vagina using a stuffed animal:
1. Bit weird but performs a functionary role. Find an opening or create one in a stuffed furry animal.
2. Place a condom on and go to town or you can hog tie the legs and arms together and try this method by inserting within this chamber of space.
Again, not the best look should you be caught out but effective.
Method 20 – A blown-up latex glove
What you’ll need:
- A latex glove
- Lube
How to make a latex glove homemade vagina:
1. Tie a knot at the base end of the thumb and little finger.
2. Turn the glove inside out with the 3 remaining digits hanging loose.
3. Blow into it and then pull the middle finger back through the opening of the glove.
4. Tie it in a knot
5. Pull out each of the remaining two fingers, slice the top off one end and then blow into it to inflate.
6. Once the glove is inflated and plump, pull each digit around the what know appears to be the shape of a butt and tie to secure airhole.
Best to watch the vid below in the final minute to get the full picture.
Quite creative and ingenious for a person to discover. The end result is fascinating!
Lube up and delve in.
Homemade vagina pleasuring tips!
● Like a Fleshlight, whichever method you choose, having the ability to warm up your homemade vagina will amplify pleasure levels.
● The spongy design works well with holding moisture and keeping the remaining water lukewarm throughout.
● Homemade sex toys also provide relief for people who have a disability, skin ailment or rough palms.
You can alternatively use a rubber glove with some water based lube like a Fleshlight lube, which is wonderful at titillating the frenulum (the underside and most sensitive part of a man’s penis that should never be ignored).
Warning: be cautious and clinically hygienic if using raw red meat. However, there are no exposed mucous membranes on the penis for meat juice to seep into (yup, not nice thought), but should you have a cut or an abrasion, do not apply this method.
And for obvious reasons, never use a vacuum cleaner.
Bottom line
Hopefully, if you’ve been searching for ways on how to make a homemade vagina, then these 20 DIY methods should help replicate the experience of sinking your loved one into a moist warm pleasure tunnel.
For something ultimately better however – more succulent, self-moisturizing, independently moving and ergonomic, you can try an affordable fleshlight.
However, closer to the real McCoy, if you desperately require something even more lifelike, then you are on the path to dolls!
Take a peek here should you be curious.
(This vid was downloaded from Sexplanations. Mature content requires age verification that incurs extra time & cannot be played here, however in this vid there is no nudity or graphic content fyi. Thank you Sexplanations.
