The first of its kind, this Cupsland Twirl review unearths a completely new type of pocket pussy – one that’s engineered to manually squeeze and twirl your girder when your thumb presses a shallow “knob” at the top of its case, which applies a rotational force around the sleeve, performing rotary deformation.
Mechanical minded gents will be galvanized. All 5.4 inches of you is compressed and swirled, in a one-of-a-kind new fucking device that puts the Cupsland Twirl in a league of its own, quite dissimilar to the great manual BJ toys.
Amelia from Cupsland reached out in early August, asking for some feedback on their new self-crushing stroker in return for a pre-order 15% discount code – MP15 (which reverts to MP10 Sept 29 when it’s live), and on first viewing – being 11″ in circumference and almost the height of a full-size Fleshlight, you can tell this bad boy has potential.
Cupsland Twirl review
BEST FOR CRUSHING NEW SWIRLS
Highlights
Patent 3 Level Twirl
Patent 3 Level Twirl “Knob” driven squeezing & swirling
Inner lining very real
Diamond cut discrete case
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CUPSLAND TWIRL
First impressions
Arriving in a rectangular black box, packaged discretely, the Cupsland comes with a drying rod, which will help resolve the moisture issue, an unavoidable step in pleasure care which can be tricky with some sleeves after washing.
To begin with, it’s long. In its case you’re talking almost 9.3″ but thankfully the Cupsland’s sleek dark shell doesn’t scream “look at me”, rather it could be confused more for a tall travel mug or a stainless steal flask.
It does look a bit like the Onyx, Kiiroo’s first oral pulsator, but it doesn’t run in equal diameter from tip to base, the case that is. It’s concave, it curves in closer to your beam and out again, improving your handling skills, i.e you can wrap your hand around it move easily, or you could of course mount it between pillows or build a DIY stroker holder to free your hands up for some more rigorous workouts.
Warming up the Twirl
A generous helping of the watery (DIY) kind goes without saying, but before laying on the red carpet, warm your dining compartment up first by dunking the Twirl’s sleeve in a sink of warm water for about a minute. Once up to body temp, oiled and readied, you’re good to go.
How does the Twirl feel?
On to the Twirl’s squeezing and twirling abilities. How does this new manual pussy simulator feel? Well, at just under 5.4″ I can’t concur I’ve experienced it in its full glory, but it’s experienced mine. After slowly entering through Cupsland Twirl’s slightly tanned labia with a little friction, you then jump off the deep end, which is like high-fiving at every ribbed intersection.
The top half of your warrior will experience some stage fright, but after about 20 seconds, the sleeve begins to morph into a beating organ. What happens is slow shallow presses induce lighter twirls and compressions, and long hard forceful pushes ramp up the rotational spin and the vaginal wall pressure. This marries well with the sleeves fleshy quality in a warm wet environment, compressing your fella in a series of waves.
It’s very, very fleshy and uncannily Fleshlight-like, with 12 pleasure segments designed in a very visceral way. It’s a little less puffy so to speak on account of its concave design. There are no gimmicks with the Cupsland Twirl, it does what it says, in a unique solid rotational, crushing fashion.
It’s a Niche Pleasure
The design is a bit like one of those kids toys that you press down on to spin, but with the end result being very different. Mechanically speaking, there is no stroker right now that inflicts this type of twirling engineering pleasure, it’s a niche masturbator for sure and one that can’t be directly compared with any other men’s toy.
How Cupsland’s Patent Squeeze Tech Works
Its patented 3-level squeeze design is the business end of this machine, which the manufacturers emphasize is a first of its kind, and more importantly can’t be cloned. It’s called the “Circumferential Rotational Extrusion Structure”.
The idea is, the inner sleeve department of the Cupsland is made of a pliable material; and a helix shaped sleeve is placed around the outer side of this love channel. The outside helical structure has a “knob” installed at the end of it, and when a rotational force is applied to this knob by your thumb, the hexagonal sleeve undergoes rotational deformation, causing its diameter to decrease and apply pressure to the inner chamber and onto your schlong.
You can adjust the channel’s cross-sectional area to control fluid flow, and this also prevents any damage or destruction that could result from “rigid extrusion” – Cupsland’s words.
3 Ways Twirl Woos You
- Continuous swirls & compressions
- Cross-sectional fluid flow
- Rotational deformation
All of which work in harmony on your chosen weight of thumb – “knob” compression. By twisting the Cupsland mid-game, this also changes the rotation of the Cup.
Cleaning & Drying the Twirl
With its extractable helical NaturSKIN sleeve, this washes off in no time under the tap with a little neutral soap. For drying (like Fleshlight drying), you’re in luck, Cupsland have thrown in a drying rod to dry those hard to reach places, so no extra curricula work. Give it an hour or two depending on humidity and the Twirl will be dry as a bone.
Final thoughts
Slotting the Cupsland Twirl into a BJ machine would sure help take the weight off your feet, but how would you operate the “knob” while it’s strapped in a device? Food for thought for now, however there’s no knocking its manual abilities. If you love a bit of ruff and tumble and novel new pleasure sessions, grab the Twirl no question. It’s a genuine whirl. The Twirls compressing walls are its clincher.
CONS
5.4″ max length
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