This Handy BJ machine review examines one of the best auto-BJ machines on the market today.
Most famous for its velocity, turning a gentle massage into a jackhammering frenzy in less time it takes you to spell Honolulu, the Handy will squeeze in 10 strokes a second at full whack even on max stroke lengths, making it the quickest interactive BJ stroker out there. (Only the Leten Thrust Pro has broken the 11 second barrier, but it’s not interactive and won’t hold 9″ Fleshlights, only Quickshots).
Its 3 finest strengths are its speed, having complete control over stroke length and zone, so you are not restricted to three main positions on your shaft, and it provides very reliable interactive interpretations, pairing soundly with webcams, other toys, adult sites and the wildest VR porn games.
The Norwegian Handy is a source of blessing.
The Handy BJ Machine review
BEST FOR RAPID INTERACTIVITY
Max stroke length: 4.3″
Insertable length/girth: 5-5.5/5″/your stroker
Max strokes per min: 600
Comes with sleeve/toy: yes
Highlights
10 Strokes a sec
4.3″ Stroke length
VR escapades
Pair private porn
Holds Fleshlights/Onaholes
How does The Handy work?
You have two main settings that you configure in the HandyFeeling app, but you can also control the Handy manually.
- Stroke speed – Increase and decrease the speed using the Handy’s web app control. Between 0-20% you get roughly half a stroke a second and you progress on upwards.
- Stroke length – If your stroke length appears too short upon arrival, you can reset it through the HandFeeling app, although best to begin here from the get-go. Max stroke length is roughly 4.3 inches on any chosen area.
The Handy & (Free) VR Worlds
Using the Handy in today’s VR utopias is truly like visiting a new planet. The Keon comes close to pairing surely, but the Handy is particularly adept in these tangible (haptic) worlds with its practically faultless syncing. Manual app adjustments before take-off are sometimes required at the stroke of a finger, but its worth it if you want to enter into mythical, subservient societies that serve your kinks and needs.
Viewing free Handy VR porn is our latest read. There are roughly 9 different ways to watch VR for free using the Handy, and the most user-friendly place to start would be Faptap.com. Paying obviously opens the door to the Shangri-La of Handy kingdoms, and the SLR VR app is where it’s at. Live webcams, over 1500 scripts, haptic hand tracking; the future of pleasure is in VR.
Why buy The Handy?
a) Build: proper machine with powerful brushless motor .
b) Speed: it goes at the fastest “interactive” rate of knots – 10 strokes per sec.
c) Distance: you like others to operate it remotely though Handyverse app.
d) Interactivity: you want a toy that can sync with 2D cams + VR worlds.
e) The unexpected: using machines with random modes makes it feel like a stranger’s at hand.
What’s Handy’s Texture Like?
This partially depends on your lubing. Water-based is a must for this sleeve, or a homemade H2O lube will be great – and a fair bit of it, otherwise it can be quite aggressive. The inner patterns are fashioned to recreate the a pleasure sensation of entering a tight mouth or vagina. The strap surrounding the sleeve can be adjusted, which will affect how tight it grips your shaft, which is handy for adapting quickly to your requirements.
The Handy comes with the Classic TrueGrip Original sleeve, which to be fair is pretty slim and on a different performance level to a regular Fleshlight. But it’s not too bad and you can always opt for a different sleeve by selecting a different Handy package for $20 more, or by slipping in your own Fleshlight or onahole.
If you do go for an upgrade, then you have 6 choices of sleeves to select.
- Touch – open ended handjob sleeve.
- Lips – deep BJ experience.
- Lotus – a softer, gentle vaginal feel.
- Coral – a nub tingling sleeve to titillate your crown more.
- Pearl – irregularly placed patterns deliver different strokes on each turn
- TrueGrip Gen2 – an improvement on the original
The Handy with Fleshlights
It’s true the Handy uses its own inhouse love tunnels, but some Fleshlights slot straight in like the entire Quickshot range, plus the Pilot, Aviator and Go Torque Ice, which goes like the clappers at full pelt.
FLyers with creative flair have attached their regular 9 inch plus Fleshlight model to the Handy, using a variety of methods, a 3D printed holder being quite popular, however the Handy’s Pro Grip at an extra $20 does the job nicely.
If you own one of the following Fleshlights below then you’re in luck, or alternatively some of these best cheap Fleshlights will work a treat.
- Fleshlight Pilot/Aviator/Go Torque/Classic Pink Lady: may require a more robust strap to grip the tapered Pilot case.
- Quickshot models: can be used with Fleshlight shower mount to act as a top cap.
- Fleshlight Quickshot STU: slots in well.
More on this: The Handy with Fleshlights
What other sleeves work with the Handy?
In short, anecdotal reports state the following sleeves also work with the Handy.
- Mouth of Truth onahole
- Doc Johnson Stroker (no case)
- FeelStar range
- Some Tenga products
7 Pro Tips
1. Update firmware: Upon receiving your Handy update it to the latest version to reap the most benefits, such as improved stroke positions, different random modes etc.
2. Connection key: Change your “connection key” to something you can recall so you can share it and remember it easily.
3. WIFI details: Have your WIFI settings close to hand. You’ll need to set-up a custom hotspot with a specific SSID (WIFI network name) plus its password from time to time.
4. Remove trapped air: If air becomes trapped in the tip of the Handy sleeve, this will prohibit you from going all-in. Make sure you squeeze the air out of the tip of the sleeve so you can insert fully.
5. Use a dildo strap-on harness for Fleshlights: Here’s a reddit method to improve the straps so it will take hold of your mighty 9″ Fleshlight – or Feelstar like the new Feel Generic Mouth. Bear in mind that its top speed is curtailed slightly if you strap in a heavier stroker. One of these DIY strap-on harnesses might also serve the Handy.
6. Alternate stroke length during syncing: You can use the UP and DOWN buttons to change the stroke length of your synchronized erotica while continuing to follow the movements in the script file.
7. Using the Handy handsfree: The Handy Hands-free Cup for $35 uses a similar clamping technique to the DIY method employed below. Alternatively, you have a 3D printed Handy belt mount which can be used lying down or stood up, plus you can also 3D print the Handy’s cup on thingiverse.
Related: How to make a Handy mount
Pros
Fastest “interactive” BJ machine
Fastest “interactive” BJ machine Control stroke length & stroke zones
Strong, classy machine
Comes with sleeve
Feel what you see in 2D/VR/private porn
Holds additional Fleshlights/Onaholes
Let others remotely control it
1yr warranty
Cons
Full size Fleshlights may reduce speed
Full size Fleshlights may reduce speed Not waterproof
Won’t sit handsfree, can buy mount from Handy or build Handy mount
