Are you in need of a monster BJ machine – something with an engine, that will go like the clappers, can be used without holding and is interactive, so you can feel the strokes you watch or have someone else rub you off?
Whichever machine you choose, you’ll likely want:
- Adjustable speed
- Robust engine
- Hands-free use
- Interactivity
- Stroke length & position options
- Good battery life
There’s nothing worse than running out of steam mid-flow.
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Your choice of orifice comes down to the sleeve you use. Some come with a pleasure tunnel, others let you strap your own Fleshlight, Feelstar or onahole in which saves cost.
Plus you might like to pair it with your private porn collection, hit that yellow interactive button on porn sites, sync with webcams, feel distant lovers, or immerse yourself in VR erotica.
Their features are constantly expanding.
1st – The Keon
Best for: Power, stroke positioning & interactive content
Max stroke length: 0.8–2.56″
Insertable length: 9″/your stroker
Girth: 5″/your stroker
Max strokes per min: 230
Comes with sleeve/toy: yes
Battery life: 40-130 mins
Recharge time: 4hrs
Runs from mains: no
Grip feel: soft/tight-ish or your stroker
Guide: yes
Keon Highlights
230 strokes per min – 4 a sec
Adjustable stroke positioning – works F-spot
Ergonomic side controls – for one-handed
Holds most Fleshlights – 3.3″ max diameter
VR/webcam/porntube/2D interactive – let’s you feel what you see
This Kiiroo Keon is one of the best automatic blowjob machines in terms of its all-round functions.
When Fleshlight and Kiiroo went their separate ways after collaborating on the Fleshlight Launch which for now is no longer, Kiiroo took it upon themselves to take note of users suggested improvements as well as dislikes and applied most of them to create the new Kiiroo Keon.
Keon Benefits
Toy for two – transform’s into powerful synchronized dildo
Pair for new pleasures – with webcams, porn-tubes, VR and home video’s using FeelMeAI
Walk & wear – around the house using the Keon neck strap
Feel stroker inflates – vibrates & rotates on injections
When you tilt the Keon to its side you’ll find it grips your shaft firmer and higher speeds mean invariably you won’t last as long, but this could be a good way to work on your edging.
If you go at it at maximum velocity, on full charge this equals about 45 mins, regular speed around 1hr 30 and charge time takes about 4 hours. There is a reddit work around if you’re electrically savvy.
How the Kiiroo Keon works
How the Keon Feel Stroker feels
The Feel Stroker sleeve that accompanies the Keon features a sleeve rich in a millipede of bulbous knobs, which creates a delicious sensation along the shaft and around the rim.
When these tender shaped nurdles combine with your water based lube and swivel around your member at 4 strokes a second, just lying back and closing your eyes can be a deeply blissful experience.
Pros
230 strokes/min
8 depth modes
Adjustable stroke positions
Fits multiple sleeves + Fleshlights
Manual, bluetooth, wifi enabled
VR/webcam/sex toy/2D video interactive
2nd – The Handy
Best for: Fastest speed, mains use & 3rd party strokers
Max stroke length: 0-4.3
Insertable length: 5.5-7″/your stroker
Max girth: 5.1-5.5″/your stroker
Max strokes per min: 600 (10/sec)
Comes with sleeve/: yes
Battery life: no battery
Runs from mains: yes
Grip/feel: 6 sleeve choices/your stroker
Guide: yes
The Handy Highlights
600 strokes per min – 10 per sec (fastest BJ machine)
Best BJ machine max stroke length – 4.3 inches
Control stroke length + speed – with one hand
Custom built brushless motor – delivers slicker movements & less noise
Synchronizes to VR/adult sites/cams – at the flick of a switch
The Handy Benefits
Adjust size & grip – using True-grip band to harness your sleeve or case
Sleeve used without lube – & inside out for tighter affairs
Universal mount connector – helps extra secure 3rd party strokers
Adapter + crane mounts – available for hands-free pleasure
Runs from mains – for infinite usuage
Designed in Oslo, the Handy is close to being one of the best automatic blowjob machines on speed, (bar the Leton Thruster now).
However, the Handy focusses on three main elements, velocity, grip and power.
At max acceleration it can deliver up to 10 strokes a second, or 600 per minute, how long you can last though is the question as it’s too fast for some.
It also runs straight from the mains – no battery, so time is not your enemy, but being away from a power source is.
Unlike the Keon and the Universal Launch, your pleasure toy sits outside the male masturbatory-machine, it’s not encased within it or cloaked around it.
Its often over looked gem however is its superior stroke length of 4.3″, almost 2″ more than the Keon and UL.
The velcro grip allows you to slip in your Fleshlights and there’s a fixed connector which comes with it for securer fastening.
There’s no problem using smaller Fleshlights with the Handy, but the 9″ or extra large ones do impair its speed slightly.
It’s tricky to stand it up hands-free when it’s going like the clappers, so you can either build your own Handy mount or buy one of their mount accessories, which range from $20 to $60.
The Handy is a robust beast and some say it’s the best automatic blowjob machine available.
Those who beg to differ, including yours truly argue that full-size Fleshlights are better handled by the Universal Launch, if that’s what your plan is.
However, on stroke length and speed, almost four and a half inches and a whizzing ten strokes a second respectively, the Handy ranks first no question.
Interactively, The Handy is on par with Keon as it’s also partnered with FeelMeAi and SyncMo, like the Lovense Solace has with Vibemate. so you can use their software to read the movements on screen, and relay them back to your fella.
You can also upload your own video to the HandyFeeling along with your personally designed funscript to sync the two.
It is also set up for multiple VR platforms and some cam sites.
The icing on the cake is their community platform where user’s showcase their own DIY or 3D Handy creations, plus more.
Pros
10 strokes a second
Best max girth stroke of all machines 4.3″
Good online VR interaction/2D/webcams
Use plugged in
Holds small to large sized Fleshlights + onaholes
Custom built in Norway
Cons
No battery, needs power source
9″ Fleshlights require Pro Grip for extra $20
Hands free difficult unless you build or buy a mount
3rd – Lovense Solace
Best for: Battery life, hitting the F-spot & free mount
Max stroke length: 2.75″
Insertable length: 6″
Girth: 4-5.5″
Max strokes per min: 280
Comes with sleeve: yes
Battery life: 12.5 hrs
Recharge time: 100 mins
Runs from mains: no
Sleeve: ABS/Silicone
Guide: yes
Solace Highlights
280 strokes per min – 4.6 a sec
12.5 hour battery life – is outstanding
Create unlimited patterns – and store them away for a rainy day
Free Solace mount – attaches to wet & dry hard surfaces
One of the more affordable automatic BJ machines listed here, its outstanding strength is its battery life, an impressive 12.5 hours, which is unheard of.
It’s speed isn’t shabby too, delivering 280 strokes a minute, on par with the Fleshlight Launch.
The Solace works the first three inches of your column, gliding up and down on your frenulum at a max speed of 4.6 strokes a second.
It’s ABS love tunnel is super- duper soft, like an oily jelly, and at 6 inches in depth, it’s stroke length falls between the Keon and the Launch, at 2.75″.
The kicker is you get a free Solace mount so you can attach this bad boy to any hard surface, even somewhere in the shower as it’s IPX4 waterproof, so it’s splash proof.
Solace Benefits
IPX4 waterproof – means you can use it in the shower
Vibemate interactive features – syncs the Solace to VR/porntube sites/webcams/music
Mount for hands-free stroking – is a must when it come to BJ machines
4th – Universal Launch
Best for: Power, ergonomics & versatility of strokers
Max stroke length: 2.5″ adjustable at base, shaft or tip
Insertable length: your stroker
Girth: your stroker
Max strokes per min: 250
Comes with sleeve: no & yes/deals
Battery life: 60-80 mins
Charge time: 2 hrs
Runs from mains: yes
Grip/feel: dependant on your fleshlight
Guide: yes
Launch Highlights
250 strokes per min – 4.2 a sec
Adjustable shaft positioning – targets 3 regions
Race car controls – for ease of steering
Rests on lap – allowing hands-free stroking
Sure, it’s bulky but it’s the one of the few automatic stroking machines that gets consistently good reviews on speed and specifically stroke length.
The Universal Launch came a little after the Fleshlight Launch, where Fleshlight teamed up with Kiiroo, to produce a mighty 13″ tall machine users still reminisce over today.
The Universal Launch is a simple device which locks in your fleshlight of choice, full size only.
It will hold other non-fleshlights, such as Feelstar’s and onaholes that have a similar 10″ length casing and a 3.3″ diameter, give or take.
Launch Benefits
One size fits all – brings all your Fleshlight’s & Feelstar’s to life
Phone mount – provides portable viewing
Runs from mains – allows for all-nighters
How the Universal Launch works
Using the light-up rocker switches, you can choose between 4 variable stroke lengths and 4 different speeds with max delivery of 250 strokes a minute.
You’ll need a super slippery lube like Astroglide with the Universal Launch and preferably an orifice which isn’t too tight, the Go Torque Ice and Thrust come user recommended.
In height the Universal Launch stands 15.25 inches tall with a phone mount on top for extra measure, and it’s able to deliver pleasure to three different member zones: the base, shaft and tip and weighs in at only 3.2lbs.
On a full battery you’re good to go for an hour, but you can plug it in and charge it while using unlike the Keon, so there’s no time limit.
Pros
Strong motor
Holds many 9″ models
3 inch repositionable stroke length
Use while plugged in
Handles for driving horizontally
Will rest on thighs hands free
Cons
Bit steep with no fleshlight included
No pre-set Launch patterns
Not wifi or bluetooth enabled
Not interactive
5th – Quickshot Launch
Best for: Boundless hours, speed, steering & stroke length
Max stroke length: 4″
Insertable length: as per Quickshot
Max girth: as per Quickshot
Max strokes per min: 250
Comes with sleeve/toy: no
Battery life: 60 mins
Recharge time: 2 hrs
Charge while using: yes
Grip feel: depends on Quickshot/combo
Guide: yes
Quickshot Launch Highlights
250 strokes per min – is quite breezy open-ended
Use plugged in – for unlimited use
4″ stroke length – is on par with The Handy
3 stroke areas – target head, midriff & base
The Quickshot Launch gets overlooked by first time buyers, but a number of frequent users say they prefer it to its cousin the Universal Launch in almost every department, except its highest speed setting on long strokes & it’s inability to hold regular sized Fleshlights.
The other obvious questionable issue to this brawny auto-BJ machine is getting your expensive phone covered in lube and man juice by using an open ended stroker.
This is solvable by attaching two Quickshots together and popping the end cap on.
Otherwise it’s a gamble.
The Fleshlight Quickshot’s biggest selling points are its spikey engine, it runs plugged in, it’s by no means slow, and its designed with balance in mind.
And reliable too.
The Quickshot Launch is as sturdy as hell, built on the old school Launch engineering design.
You get 250 strokes a minute at top speed with the QL, but only on the shortest stroke setting, so the lengthier the caressing, the slower the strokes.
Faster speeds for longer strokes would therefore be a benefit, or you can pay an additional $10 and get the Universal Launch to avoid this drawback.
You will need your own stroker of course but you’ll be engorging yourself in a fully sized 9″ Fleshlight.
Pros
Better for shorter guys
Use plugged in
Max 4″ stroke length with 4 measurements
250 pummels per min
4 different speeds & sensations
Target base, shaft or tip
Easy to control lying down
Cons
No Fleshlight Quickshot included
Doesn’t hold regular sized Fleshlights
Stroke lengths shorter & highest speed slower than UL
Open-ended might prove messy